What's Wrong with It?
At the risk of tantalizing you all with sophmoric humor, I have to vent. Most days, I just dump all the junk from my email without a care in the world. Other days, it really bothers me. When things are really slow in the office, I sometimes take a few minutes to forward all of my spam to one of the spammers.
One of the things that's always bothered me about spam is the high volume of penis enlargement offers. It pains me to think of all the careful, painstaking marketing effort going to waste when they send their offers to people like me (read: girls, who usually don't have a penis to enlarge). But what I'd like to know is: if I did have a penis, who's to say that there'd be something wrong with it? It's insulting.