Reasons not to work

As if you needed any more, but here goes.

Need to appear busy at the office while you're actually wasting time? Then don't visit these sites because it will be really obvious that you're just screwing off.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com For the fan or the uninitiated alike, this site is full of interesting psuedo-facts such as, "Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world & punch himself in the back of the head."

www.mulletsgalore.com Excellent tribute to the mullet, a Pittsburgh favorite. The thing that makes this site so fantastic is that strangers are taking pictures of unsuspecting mullets then posting them on the internet & making up stories about these people. It's awesome.

There are 10 classifications of mullets & countless interesting facts here. All mullets are rated on mulletude & aggressiveness, then lists the mullet's favorite bands & hobbies. Each profile is summed up with recommendations on where these mullets can be sighted. I'm going to move on now because if I have to type mullet one more time, I'll have to punch myself.

www.thesimpsons.com If you like a challenge, visit the Simpsons website to play great games. The challenging part of this isn't the games themselves, it's finding them. I'll give you a hint, there are at least 3 that I can find.

www.bobandtom.com Since Pittsburgh's last decent radio station was conquered by Satan (there's just no other viable explanation for the BOB FM format), mornings at work are even more pathetic & depressing. Listen to the Bob & Tom Show on your computer. The jokes are funny, the gags aren't stale & the endless parade of guest comedians can't be topped. On any given show you may hear Rodney Carrington, Tim Wilson, Ron White, Haywood Banks, Brian Regan or any one of a slew of other hilarious people that regularly visit.

Now get back to work!