Zombie Question

How do you kill a zombie? - Anonymous

Let me begin by saying that I hope this is a theoretical question because my research has led to conflicting accounts of zombie death.

According to some, zombies can be killed by decapitation but other sources claim that this only stops the zombie's body, while the head continues to live.

Other conflicted points include the "powers" of a zombie, i.e. - the zombie's resistance to destruction. I have to point out that hard-core zombie afficianados will give you a loooong, very boring lecture such as "they are already DEAD so you're not killing them, you're destroying them . . . blah blah blah blah".

Semantics aside, some experts instruct you to shoot a zombie in the middle of the forehead, thereby blowing it's head completely apart. For good measure, I also suggest chopping the body up into many small pieces just to ensure that it can't continue to function.

In doing this research, I learned that there are many different kinds of zombies. Until now, I thought that there was just 1 kind of zombie & a drink named for it. Different types of zombies may have different powers, abilities or means of being destroyed, depending on who you ask.

There's a great website all about zombies that even includes a survival guide outlining the types of weapons, skills & tools one would need to survive in a world taken over by zombies. Visit the I Love Zombies website at
http://www.zombiejuice.com for more information.

Good luck with . . . whatever and if this was a serious question, please consult a zombie expert for less entertaining, more specific instructions.

Have you ever had an experience with zombies, werewolves, vampires, mothman, Bigfoot, elves, etc.? If so, I'd really like to hear from you.


At 5/12/2006 8:08 PM, Blogger PghGuy said...

I would highly suggest reading the article below. It almost made me leave Pittsburgh. But I am now equipped to deal with any Zombie attack.

Pittsburgh Unprepared For Zombie Attack


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