Welcome!

Hello!

Welcome to the blog that answers all your burning questions.

If you're like me, you see things every day that make you go, "hmmmm". Then, you're consumed with a desire to understand them to the fullest. But where do you go for the answers? It's not always easy, so I'll do the leg-work. All you have to do is ask.

From relationship problems to useless trivia, I can help. I have an army of enslaved elves that do all of my research. No wait, I don't want the liberals to boycott me, I'm just kidding. In all seriousness, I'm just an inquisitive person with an insatiable thirst for knowledge. The only semi-useful outlet for it (that I can imagine) is to share it with the world.

Serious issues will be handled with delicacy and care, as I am a professional. But I'm useful for the lighter stuff as well. For instance, a particular specialty of mine is tracking down obscure songs that have made appearances as snippets in obscure commercials. Really.

Maybe you have a problem at work and just want an objective opinion. Or you may want fresh advice on love, dating, relationships. Perhaps you're in a situation that demands some creative suggestions for exacting vengeance. If you're simply bored and want to be entertained, make up a problem and I promise to make up a really good solution.

Just give it a try and see if you like it.